ill be eating nachos bell grande for every meal.
this will be me.
Wednesday, April 1, 2009
i'm going to mexico, bitches.
and i can do whatever the hell i want there cause everything in mexico is $1.
ill be eating nachos bell grande for every meal.
this will be me.
ill be eating nachos bell grande for every meal.
this will be me.
Monday, March 23, 2009
jobs i may have to resort to doing...
zoo keeper, shit scooper.
bank robber
rpg launcher
nugget-maker
pimp
bank robber
rpg launcher
nugget-maker
pimp
Saturday, March 21, 2009
Thursday, March 19, 2009
old people are stealing all the jobs!
don't ask why, but i decided to see what the AARP had to say in regards to employment tips for the broke ass elderly.
to my dismay, the site had generated a shit ton of results, a lot of the postings by companies that hadn't even posted the positions on their own websites!!!!!! i compared these listings to that of which was generated on careerbuilder.com and jobster.com and they were nowhere to be seen ....
are old people hogging all the jobs? even ones like this????
- seasonal amusement park positions: sorry, but i don't know if i could deal with a beat old lady strapping my seatbelt on and then wandering off to operate some intricate hydraulic system. NO THANK YOU.
i think these companies have sum splanin to do.
tsk tsk. wtf?
to my dismay, the site had generated a shit ton of results, a lot of the postings by companies that hadn't even posted the positions on their own websites!!!!!! i compared these listings to that of which was generated on careerbuilder.com and jobster.com and they were nowhere to be seen ....
are old people hogging all the jobs? even ones like this????
- seasonal amusement park positions: sorry, but i don't know if i could deal with a beat old lady strapping my seatbelt on and then wandering off to operate some intricate hydraulic system. NO THANK YOU.
i think these companies have sum splanin to do.
tsk tsk. wtf?
movies to watch that will make your ass feel better about your life sucking.
boys don't cry
this movie makes you extremely glad that you aren't a hermaphrodite living in nebraska, wyoming, kansas, where ever.
city of god
crazy ass brazilians running around blowing peoples brains out over a lil bit of blow and shit.
the pursuit of happyness
poor will smith. his wife left him, he's homeless, he gets hit by a car, his son hates him, he's an unpaid intern. can it get any worse???
armageddon
this can go either way. it can make you feel like there are bigger problems in the world other than your broke ass not being able to afford unlimited text messaging OR it can make you feel great about the possibility of everyone being royally fucked like the dinosaurs were.
this movie makes you extremely glad that you aren't a hermaphrodite living in nebraska, wyoming, kansas, where ever.
city of god
crazy ass brazilians running around blowing peoples brains out over a lil bit of blow and shit.
the pursuit of happyness
poor will smith. his wife left him, he's homeless, he gets hit by a car, his son hates him, he's an unpaid intern. can it get any worse???
armageddon
this can go either way. it can make you feel like there are bigger problems in the world other than your broke ass not being able to afford unlimited text messaging OR it can make you feel great about the possibility of everyone being royally fucked like the dinosaurs were.
Wednesday, March 18, 2009
don't be embarrassed
COUPONS.
when you're a broke ass, there is no shame in clipping and holding up the line at the supermarket. the people that work there are broke asses too. this shit helps, trust me.
here are links to ones you can get online, but the GOOD ones are usually in that pile of junk you get in the mail once a week.
safeway
lucky's
longs
CHEAP FOOD.
cabbage @ $0.29/lb
chicken thighs @ $1.29/lb
chef boyardee @ $0.75/can
or eveyone's favorite... top ramen @ $0.10/pk
CHEAP ENTERTAINMENT.
gossiping
making fun of people
get drunk off this shit
when you're a broke ass, there is no shame in clipping and holding up the line at the supermarket. the people that work there are broke asses too. this shit helps, trust me.
here are links to ones you can get online, but the GOOD ones are usually in that pile of junk you get in the mail once a week.
safeway
lucky's
longs
CHEAP FOOD.
cabbage @ $0.29/lb
chicken thighs @ $1.29/lb
chef boyardee @ $0.75/can
or eveyone's favorite... top ramen @ $0.10/pk
CHEAP ENTERTAINMENT.
gossiping
making fun of people
get drunk off this shit
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